Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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