Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
I need a beard to bite.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
Randomize
