Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
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we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
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if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
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