please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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