My cat gives me a boner
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
my shit smells like andre
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
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I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
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He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
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