I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
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Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
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We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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