im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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