Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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