scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
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