Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
Randomize
