she takes plan B like it's going out of style
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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