I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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