Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
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you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
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Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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