I hate all girls vehemently.
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
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i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
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last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
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