we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
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