The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
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well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I stole a fireplace last night.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
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Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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