That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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