question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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