UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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