so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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