I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
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She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
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He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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