He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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