Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
I think my moral compass just broke
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