this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
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So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
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Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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