whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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