White coat. Heels.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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