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• (805): View more from California

  He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.

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• (619): View more from California

  our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.

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• (870): View more from Arkansas

  Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.

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• (716): View more from New York

  ... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace

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• (601): View more from Mississippi

  You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.

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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.

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• (727): View more from Florida

  Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.

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• (806): View more from Texas

  Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.

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• (316): View more from Kansas

  He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.

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• (716): View more from New York

  It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me

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