Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
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He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
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Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for