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• (308): View more from Nebraska

  I think i sorta joined a cult last night

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  I wish costco sold astroglide.

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  i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  i take joy in having bigger boobs than others

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• (310): View more from California

  Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT

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• (914): View more from New York

  I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint

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• (817): View more from Texas

  It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible

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• (254): View more from Texas

  We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you

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• (253): View more from Washington

  My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.

  (330): View more from Ohio

  Idk how it devolved into us fucking.

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