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What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?

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You have mice?

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no why?

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(626): What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans? (1-626): You have mice? (626): no why? http://tfl.nu/7zgo

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?

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(202): Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded? http://tfl.nu/h9bc

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats

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(267): your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats http://tfl.nu/u2vh

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(339): View more from Massachusetts

he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool

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(339): he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool http://tfl.nu/n767

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(816): View more from Missouri

Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.

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(816): Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink. http://tfl.nu/iqnv

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.

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(603): I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob. http://tfl.nu/3ajr

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(757): View more from Virginia

Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?

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(757): Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early? http://tfl.nu/0ctz

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(850): View more from Florida

He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life

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(850): He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life http://tfl.nu/ihqi

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(636): View more from Missouri

Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?

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(636): Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear? http://tfl.nu/p7e6

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(248): View more from Michigan

How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?

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(248): How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break? http://tfl.nu/c6en

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(908): View more from New Jersey

I think I just cured my dogs munchies

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(908): I think I just cured my dogs munchies http://tfl.nu/38nb

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.

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Swish.

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(774): Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car. (508): Swish. http://tfl.nu/6xy2

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Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash

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(847): Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash http://tfl.nu/hj9z

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(615): View more from Tennessee

my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.

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(615): my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything. http://tfl.nu/13l7

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(310): View more from California

I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.

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(310): I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication. http://tfl.nu/k3v0

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