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• (312): View more from Illinois

  Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006

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• (281): View more from Texas

  On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.

  (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.

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• (949): View more from California

  You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?

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• (907): View more from Alaska

  We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator

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• (845): View more from New York

  It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes

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• (415): View more from California

  I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh 

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time

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• (631): View more from New York

  He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for

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