i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
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