Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
Me. At least after what I've been through.
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
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i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
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Oh Jesus.
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I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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