and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
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