Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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