you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Just puked most of my soul out..
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