But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
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