I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
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they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
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He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
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