They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
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