When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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