Where did you get a picture of my penis
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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