she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
she smelled like a LAN party
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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