a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
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Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
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see that vagina ? that vagina means business
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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