when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I am available for nakedness
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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