I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Randomize