dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
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Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
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Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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