I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
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