Do vagina's smell?
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
Randomize
