Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
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We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
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It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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