Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
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His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
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Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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