We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
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somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
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I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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