we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
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