Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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