Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
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Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
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I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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