I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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