TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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