i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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