how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
He better not be in your backpack
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Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
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I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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