Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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