Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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